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I swear I almost caught Santa last night, that fat man knows how to past trip mines and beartraps
3 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!I can't think of anything to post
umm...
here is a cool song directed by the awesome Jhonen Vasquez
If you think there is a funnier commercial than this, pm me with a link to it.
(I said FUNNY, not epic, not banned, not stupid, just FUNNY)
THINGS I BOUGHT: "The World Ends With You" pins, A badge that has Mario swinging Sonic and saying "GET OUTTA MY GAME BITCH", And a shirt from Yugioh The Abridged Series that says"Screw the Rules I Have MONEY".
PEOPLE I MET: The guy who does marketing at Yugioh Abridged, Some programmers making new games, And "Dante" from Clerks.
TOURNAMENTS I WATCHED: Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Halo 3, Street Fighter 4, and Rockband 2
GAMES I PLAYED!!! : Marvel vs Capcom 2, House of The Dead, B.O.B., Duck Hunt, Space Invaders, Sonic The Hedgehog, Mike Tyson's Punch Out, Akanoid, Asteroids Deluxe, Ships Ahoy (Pinball Game), Super Mario Bros. Lost Levels, Metal Slug 2, Guilty Gear XX, Soul Caliber 2, War Hammer Online, Left 4 Dead, Street Fighter 4, Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe, Halo 3, and finally PONG.
1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!I got for free because I downloaded the internet channel when it came out and now that Nintendo made it free, they let the people who downloaded the internet channel get one free NES game for the Wii.In closing, the game is awesome but hard as hell.

When I die I want to have a bunch of rockets super glued to my casket so I can be shot into the sky. I will also have a bunch of C4 attached to my casket, so with the click of a button I turn into a firework. :D
3 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!And I remembered how much I sucked at it. I guess it's because I was probably six years old when I had it and I probably didn't know what was happening. Oh well, I had nostalgia and thats worth ten bucks... not really.

I was at school and we were going launch a nuke Pluto (for a reason I'm not sure of). But the person who launched the nuke only launched it two feet away, and everyone in the city died. But, the people who where in a 2 mile radius of were the nuke exploded survived, much like the Ray Sphere from inFAMOUS, with only slight deformation from the radiation (ex. I had a huge ass claw coming out of my right shoulder). Being a mutant thing wasn't so bad, especally if you were closer to were to where the nuke went off because then you would look normal (if you were about half a mile away, you would look like the flood from Halo). It was an awesome dream, but then I had to freakin wake up. >:(

